Score: 10

"You know what you should have done."

submission: -hipsterween-

date: November 25, 2009

Made them actually dance to the beat, you know. Have those events you had happening, but loop the music around a little more. And show them dancing! Just like in Thriller.

Nonetheless, it's still good. 5/5 and 93/100.

Score: 10

"Hah, the bus blew up."

submission: Waiting for the Bus!

date: November 19, 2009

I KNEW that was going to happen! Seriously, when that bus stopped, I was like... wait a minute, wouldn't that bus blow up if it got stopped?

And that was a beautiful story anyway. Even if it did involve a lot of hurt and pain.

5/5 and 97/100.

Score: 10

"Funny as hell."

submission: 3rd Grade Transformers

date: November 8, 2009

See, now this one doesn't try to make use of special effects without experience.

5/5 and 99/100.

Score: 10

"Almost perfect, but not quite."

submission: Super Mario bros Z ep.8

date: October 26, 2009

Well, like I said, I took back that 100/100 I gave you for the intro. Nobody's perfect, you know. I really should have just given it 98 and a rest.

But this one deserves a 5/5 and 99/100, what with all the perfectly coordinated action and the only slightly mashed-up closeups.

Can't wait for the next one!

Well, actually I can.

Score: 4

"It could be so much better."

submission: Tetris: the flash version

date: October 18, 2009

I gave it 2/5 because really, it could be so much better...

Okay, first of all, problems with the flash itself. When you restart the game, a new audio layer starts up, causing really unpleasant noises.

- A clear background is a must. The red gradient you have right now really hurts the eyes. Consider something a little less saturated.

Second of all, the Tetris itself. Here's a list of features you might want to consider implementing in future versions:

- Hard drop. The pieces go way too fast at the start, but there should still be a way to make them fall instantly. The default is to use either space or up, but since up is mapped to rotate, use space.
- Wall kicks. When a piece is backed up against the wall, there's no way to rotate it.
- Some hint of a line clear. When the lines become full, they don't flash or even pause, they just disappear instantly and the next piece comes on. You might think it comes off as an effort to be flashy, but flashiness can be a virtue sometimes.

Besides that, it was okay! But... yeah, 2/5 and 46/100.

Score: 10

"Great."

submission: Submachine 4: the Lab

date: September 26, 2009

It really is a nice game... BTW, remember this: 596

Just kidding. 5/5 and 99/100.

Score: 10

"Oh, I thought this was Volume 6. XD"

submission: Knuckles Briefs

date: September 26, 2009

Regardless, thewax70's Sonic Shorts series is on my auto-5 list.

5/5 and 98, no, 99, no 100--no, I can't give that--I'm going to give 99/100, because this was pretty good, no, great, no, perfect--no, I can't give that--I'm going to give "marvelous" for a meta-meta-flash video.

Actually, some of them were pretty bad quality, so it only gets 93/100. Nah, why the hell not, I'll give it 96/100.

Anyway, I thought that one with Indiana Jones had Star Wars background Music. Is that Indiana Jones of Star Wars?!? Or are they both orchestrated by John Williams...? I'm confused! RAAAAGH!

Oh, yeah, and the Gurren Lagann stuff. Nice.

Score: 10

"French Connection FTW!!!!!!1111!"

submission: Time Fcuk

date: September 22, 2009

Wait, wrong thread.

And yeah, this is a nice game, everything is so cryptic, like Portal...

5/5 and 97/100.

Score: 5

"Why does Mario walk like Sonic...?"

submission: The Day of Mario

date: September 20, 2009

Or at least the sprites' poses look like it.

2/5 and 46/100. It wasn't horrible.

Score: 10

"Epic."

submission: It's a Nice Day Today

date: September 17, 2009

And just 'cause some guy was masturbating as well.

5/5 and 93/100 for simplicity of design.